Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
A man goes to the oncologist for his test results. The doctor says, "I have some awful news. But I also have some great news. Which would you like first?"
The man gulps and replies, "Give me the bad news, doc."
The doctor says, "Alright. You have a rare, inoperable cancer that no one ever survives. The pain will be awful, beyond the reach of our best painkillers. You have no more than 30 days to live, so get your affairs in order."
At this the man bursts out sobbing. Finally he remembers something. "Didn't you say you had some great news for me?"
Smiling widely, the doctor reples, "I sure do. Did you see the beautiful red-headed receptionist on your way in?" (the man nods). "Well, I'm f*&@*##g her."
The man gulps and replies, "Give me the bad news, doc."
The doctor says, "Alright. You have a rare, inoperable cancer that no one ever survives. The pain will be awful, beyond the reach of our best painkillers. You have no more than 30 days to live, so get your affairs in order."
At this the man bursts out sobbing. Finally he remembers something. "Didn't you say you had some great news for me?"
Smiling widely, the doctor reples, "I sure do. Did you see the beautiful red-headed receptionist on your way in?" (the man nods). "Well, I'm f*&@*##g her."